No, but I’m crazy cos I can hear bears talking to me
the year is 2012
sexy has disappeared once again
only one man can bring it back
(via action-doctor)
Too Many Toasters
Too many thoughts that are too much like malfunctioning toasters. Kind of useful, but only if you like your bread toasted on one side.
Cross by Spencer Wilton
9gag:
Least romantic advice ever, mang.
“We lived in a time where being legally bound to someone you hated was better accepted by society, so we were peer pressured into producing a facade of a happy marriage.”
racist nerdfighters are weird
like
what are you doing
DFTBAUYAAJ
(Don’t Forget To Be Awesome Unless You Are A Jew)
Pretty much any worldview or behavioral trait or opinion or fashion sense or whatever seems to be permitted under the term nerdfighter. The word doesn’t even mean anything by this point.
Not even. Racism increases world suck. They’ve obviously forgotten to be awesome.
Nerdfighters decrease world suck and increase awesome; you need not be nerdy to be a nerdfighter, you only need to be good.
I like my men like I like my coffee, as a pleasant distraction from the inevitability of death
(via methlabrador)
(via drconnors)
